i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
why is half of my head shaved?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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