You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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