I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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