I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
