they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize