nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Please don't give away my fajitas
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