Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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