Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Bring me that man meat
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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