your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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