Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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