I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.