who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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