I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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