Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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