Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Randomize
