I got chris browned last night
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Randomize