carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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