Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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