he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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