i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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