we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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