I'm drive I can fine osifer
Moan for me like Helen Keller
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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