I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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