i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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