Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It's blow job season.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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