I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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