ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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