Yo dont text me then not text me
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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