And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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