Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
