Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
