Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She's the barista slut.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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