I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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