I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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