so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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