Little spoons don't ask big questions
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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