HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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