we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
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