he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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