so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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