I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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