that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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