Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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