My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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