this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
