I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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