508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
be right there i have to get my cape
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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