White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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