I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
