I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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