if you like me you must not know who I am
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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