Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Randomize
