Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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