after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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