I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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