btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I will be naked everywhere
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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